1. Walk up to the cashier with your little brother/sister in your shopping cart and say, “I want a refund for this item!”
2. Run up and down the aisles yelling, “The locals are coming! The locals are coming! Hide all the good merchandise!”
3. Go into the dressing room, after a minute yell, “There’s no Toilet paper in here!”
4. Go into a toy isle with Dora/Elmo dolls, bring a realistic looking fake gun, walk up to a 4 year as old or under put the gun up to the doll’s head and say, “Hand me your candy or Dora/Elmo will get it.”
5.Bring your little/older/twin sibling up to the pharmacist with you, make sure you could fake cry, hand him/her some medicine and make your sibling say, “C-could we have a refund on this medicine? Because after our mom took it— (Sibling’s name here) please tell her/him.” Then you finish, “She died…” and you both start to fake cry.
6. Yell over the intercom, “HEY LOOK IT’S HANNAH MONTANAH!!”
7. Go up to the manager with Hannah Montana bra and panties and start to sing, “IT’S THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS!”
8. Give Advil to little kids and tell them it’s candy
9. Stand in the isles and throw skittles at people yelling,” TASTE THE STINKIN RAINBOW!!!”
10. Walk up to an old person ( better with a walker ) and walk behind them, huffing then after like 2 min. yell, ” Come on! Hurry up! My grandma can walk faster than you!”
11.Get a batman mask and get inside a buggy, make your friend dress up as Robin and push it down the aisles screaming, “NA,NA,NA,NA BATMAN!!!”
12. Use the security camera as a mirror and pick your nose.
13. Take the big bouncy balls out of the crate and try to throw them back into it.
14. Take the tricycles and ride them around the store.
15. Put on Obama, Mcain, or Clinton masks and walk around the store acting retarded